Mayhem Project

You know that tear-filled May season finale of The Office featuring Steve Carell's swan song as Michael Scott we've all been expecting? Turns out Carell won't be in it. That's because Michael will actually leave Scranton (or at least Dunder-Mifflin) about a month before the season ends, according to Office show-runner Paul Lieberstein (also, Toby). "Steve will have a number of episodes that dramatize and lead up to Steve leaving," the producer tells Vulture. "Then we'll continue on for about ...
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Ohh, those zany Scientologists.  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes apparently viewed Anne Hathaway doing an impression of Katie on Saturday Night Live and were none to happy about it.  Because of this it looks like Cruise and Holmes will not attend the Academy Awards because Hathaway will be hosting it.

According to The Daily Mail: ‘Tom and Katie don’t want to have to cross paths with Anne,’ says a Hollywood source.

‘They used to be friends and took Anne to a Tina Turner concert in 2008 when ...
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So when you're just some dumb whore it's easy to get famous.  But when you annoy the shit out of all the rest of the dumb whores and get kicked off the show, it's hard to stay famous.  It's this that is leading 'Jersey Shore' star Angelina to TNA Wrestling.

Hey, gotta pay the bills somehow.

According to TMZ: Now that Angelina Pivarnick's days of fighting on "Jersey Shore" are over -- TMZ has learned she's already found another place to let out her aggression ... the wrestling ring.

Sources clos...
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So Kim Kardashian isn't the first celebrity look alike sex doll that's ever been made...so I've heard...but she's one of the first to get pissed about it.  Shouldn't she take this as a compliment?  I mean, it's not every celebrity-for-no-goddamn-reason girl that get's a sex doll made after them!

For all you lonely hearts out there I'm sure you can pick one of these up at a smut shop near you...and it's better than the real thing, because the doll doesn't talk!  Anyway...

According to TMZ:  Kim ...
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Oh, J. Lo.  You're such a huge star.  I mean, why else would FOX wait until the eleventh hour to finally sign your demanding ass to a contract?  Wait, that's right...FOX released a statement saying rumors of you being an undeniably heinous bitch to get anything going for are incorrect.  Of course they are...I mean, you'd never have anything like that happen right?  You're such a big star that...wait a second...I haven't seen you for years.  Where the hell have you been?

ANYWAY...

According to T...
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Good ol' Kramer.  It seems like just yesterday (but was actually 4 years ago!) that you were losing your shit onstage at The Laugh Factory and raining down N-Bombs on the unsuspecting populace.  Apparently Michael Richards anger problems are going to resurface every several years now that his checks for repeats of "Seinfeld" are getting to be less and less.

TMZ Reports: According to the suit, photographer Brendon O'Neal claims Richards approached him on an L.A. street on August 25 in a "menaci...
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I don't think that there's anybody disputing that Joe Francis, "famous" for being the head honcho for Girls Gone Wild, is a douche.  It is impressive though, that he has been named as such in a lawsuit.

TMZ Reports: "Girls Gone Wild" honcho Joe Francis has been called many things -- but now the mudslinging has been taken to another level in a new lawsuit ... in which Joe is described as a "rapist, child molester" and even the "Douche of the Decade."

The legal docs were just filed by 4th Street ...
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Oh Hulk, you'll never learn.  Apparently in the middle of the night Hogan's back started having spasms and he went to the hospital.  But luckily he was able to make a video to post to twitter while in his hospital bed.  Oh technology...how we abuse the.

TMZ Reports: "We're told Hogan -- who has had several back surgeries throughout the years -- has had trouble the past few days and woke up this morning unable to get out of bed.

His girlfriend called the ambulance and, we're told, he was taken ...
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There were few things I enjoyed in my youth more than the antics of Beavis and Butthead.  With the demise of "King of the Hill" and another failed animation attempt on ABC, Judge is going back to his roots.  His very stupid, very entertaining roots.  Ahhh, the days of yore.

NY Post Reports: "'Beavis  and Butt-head" -- the show that celebrated the slacker way of life and helped make MTV into a network that did more than just play music videos -- is coming back.

The move to resurrect the hugely p...
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